The Wishing Bear Lyrics

Ninja Sex Party The Wishing Bear

[Spoken word]
Alright Brian, we're almost at the Cave of Wonder
What are you gonna ask the Wishing Bear for?
Cool
I'm gonna ask him for world peace
There's so much pain and suffering on this earth, I just wanna use my one wish to help as many people as I can
There he is
Hello Wishing Bear
I wish I may, I wish I might wish upon this bear tonight let there be peace among man an—
Oh no!
Run!
It's not the Wishing Bear!
Call the police!
The police, Brian!
Oh God!
Brian, take my hand
Oh, real f..ckin' nice, dude