Buttsex Goldilocks Lyrics

[Dan]
Uh.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Come on, girl.

This buttsex is too cold,
This buttsex is too hot,
This buttsex is just right.
Buttsex Goldilocks

A door opens

[Doctor]
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to know how the song was going for the hospital performance for sick children.

[Dan]
It's almost done, doctor. You can't rush genius, please leave.

[Doctor]
Okay, okay, sorry.

A door closes

[Dan]
Let me put my spoon into your porridge chamber,
Buttsex Goldilocks
Wait! Ninja Brian! I just realized something that might be a serious problem.
This song is too amazing.
High five!

High five sound effect