Nightstick Pig In Shit
Flash a million dollar smile
Begin to speak and all the while
Your actions say you're filled with rage
You're counting lives like coins backstage
Oh, you're happy as a pig in shit
Oh, you're happy as a pig in shit
Oh, you're happy as a pig in shit
A pig in shit!
But really you've a grand design
Of mudslinging to undermine
Opinions of any of those
Potential foes who might oppose
The master plan. We must preserve
The privileges which we deserve
American prosperity
Forever for posterity
Thick as thieves, sly as a fox
Right as rain and hard as rock
Colder than a witch's tit
Happy as a pig in shit!