Album Name : Gold Turkey
Release Date : 1992-05-05
Song Duration : 2:18
National Lampoon Mother Goose's Wine
Thought I'd move out to Encino
Get out where the trees are green
But instead, I'm hooked on vino
I'm a wino at fourteen
Heard how evil drug abuse is
So I switched to alcohol
I get high on Mother Goose's
Though it tastes like Cheracol
Oh, my favorite juice is Mother Goose's
Sweet Potato sparkling wine
Let's get juiced on Mother Goose's
Mother Goose's sparkling wine
Nature dumps her sweet potatoes
In Mother Goose's sparkling wine
Apple cores and old tomatoes
And a dash of turpentine
Now, we're havin' some cold weather
Can't keep sleepin' on the street
Gotta get my head together
or I'll vomit on my feet
Blood bank opens at six-thirty
I'll be standin' in the line
Though the needle's sometimes dirty
Five bucks buys a jug of wine
Oh, my favorite juice is Mother Goose's
Sweet Potato sparkling wine
Let's get juiced on Mother Goose's
Mother Goose's sparkling wine
My favorite juice is Mother Goose's
Sweet Potato sparkling wine
Let's get juiced on Mother Goose's
Mother Goose's sparkling wine