Napoleon Xiv They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-haaa!
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and
begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and
worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white
coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you
laughed when I had said
that losing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you
laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly
mad... And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-
haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping
birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and
toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is
how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they
do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-
haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping
birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and
toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the
time... (fade out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....
