Napoleon Xiv I'm In Love With My Little Red Tricycle
Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
I stole it
I am in love with my little red tricycle
It has pedals, and a seat that has springs
And wheels that have spokes
That don´t speak ´til they´re spoken to
And a little bell that can ring
See? See?
Thirty days have Septober
April, June, and Nowonder
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
It´s mine now!
When I´m riding my little red tricycle
Why do people always stop and ask me
"Why must you ride on that little red tricycle?
Act your age, you know you´re forty-three."
I didn´t really steal the tricycle from my grandmother
It followed me home