The Job Mr Kurtz Done Lyrics

My Latest Novel The Job Mr Kurtz Done

(spoken)

In five hours it'll be seven
In six hours it'll be eight
Does everyone do that?
Count when they can't get to sleep
The number of hours until til they need to get up

And then I'm dreaming; at least I might be
'Cause all of a sudden I'm on a plane

The next thing I know, we're in your bedroom
I'm wearin' your pajamas and we're dancing to Footloose
You offer to make me toast
Odd--bread without yeast

And then I'm dreaming; at least I might be
'Cause all of a sudden I'm on a plane

The next thing I know you're in the bath
I'm runnin' around you with a video camera
Trying not to get wet
You just laugh; unaware
After all, I'm the one who's gonna ask if you're with
the BBC

And then I'm dreaming; at least I might be
'Cause all of a sudden I'm on a plane

Finally we're sleeping together
No, not like that
That'd end up spoilin' everythin'
Wouldn't it pumpkin?

(singing)

And you know how such a life tries a man like Kurtz
(x6)
And you know how such...