Mr.b The Gentleman Rhymer I Can't Be Arsed
I could be a Jedi, bring the force into balance
I could go on Britain's Got Talent
[?] I'm a celebrity, get me out of here
But I'm a [?] (brett behind the years so you won't get to over here)
My ambivalence, or my acerbic wit
While I'm stash in the jungle [?]
So I stay right here, in the Nicknackatory
So I can make some chap open, tell you some stories
I could do the washing up or I could brew a coffee cup
I could do something for someone, I could do some mopping up
[?]
[?]
But after lunch because my philosophy is such
I try try not to think or even do too much
Ask me to care, I see look over there
And then probably, I'd run off
I'm neither cool nor devil-may-care
I'm no fool so stay over there
Keep your distance, if you know what's good for you
I'm not cruel and neither am scared
[?] just hide under the stairs
Stop asking me things
You want to know why ?
I'll tell you why
Because
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
In that big race to the top, I'm glad to be the last
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
I thought that I might try it once, but the feeling quickly passed
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
It's true you know
I'm neither cool nor devil-may-care
I'm no fool so stay over there
I could cross a [?], [?] mistake again
[?], [?] a party to John Stapleton
I could reference this entry, the way it's meant to be
But I mentally stopped, [?] still chop
I ought to push forward, trying to get ahead
But instead I stay in bed, getting [?]
While others are getting a silly [?]
I procrastinate, [?] (hop on the sleeping mask) and wait
If you are feeling [?] for what you have or have not
Just remember that you are nothing and you mean not a jot
In the grand old scheme of things, your whole is such
In the grand old scheme of things, nothing really matters much
In the grand old scheme of things, your whole is such
In the grand old scheme of things, nothing really matters much
When the stress is [?] (in strings of life) come my way, this is what I say
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
In that big race to the top, I'm glad to be the last
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
I thought that I might try it once, but the feeling quickly passed
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
You go paddle all your life, I'm pulling down the mast
I can't be arsed
I can't be arsed
My [?]
I can't be arsed
