Mr. Strange Chelsea Smile
All of the people, they don’t look too happy,
I’m gonna have to fix that with my knife,
Slice up your face, to the left and right,
Soon you’ll be grinning and you’ll feel alright,
I will leave you breathing, but bleeding and screaming,
You’ll look so nice with a cut and a slice and a stab of my knife,
Happy?
You don’t look happy,
I’ll make you happy,
With a Chelsea Smile.
Here we go, I see another frown,
Come to Mr. Strange and I’ll turn it upside down,
I’ll make you a smile that’ll last for years,
You’ll never frown again so stop the tears,
I will leave you breathing, but bleeding and screaming,
You’ll look so nice with a cut and a slice of my knife,
Happy?
You don’t look happy,
I’ll make you happy,
With a Chelsea Smile.
Bleeding,
You’re bleeding!
But you’re smiling.
La la la la la la.
Why so serious?
Cut your flesh, it’s a test,
Happy?
You don’t look happy,
I’ll make you happy,
With a Chelsea Smile.
Bleeding,
Oh no!
You’re bleeding!
But you’re smiling.
La la la la la la.
Don’t you run away,
I’ll f..ck your face up really nice!
Happy?
You don’t look happy,
I’ll make you happy,
With a Chelsea Smile.