Mr. Big Colorado Bulldog
(Paul Gilbert, Billy Sheenan, Pat Torpey, Eric Martin, Tony Fanucchi) ["Some of us in the band hardly ever drink, but when we do..."] Any time ago when I was tollin' on the rocks, add a little touch of attitude Who's that Madam X coming in at three o'clock Why don't you send her over one too Next thing I remember, I was crawlin' round the room She was dancing on the table, blood sure, barkin' at the moon Chorus: Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck Turn around and run like hell Gimme a [grumpy grumbler] Swingin' from the rafters, I'm losing all control Playin' a little game of cat and mouse Above the question, I've been lonely much too long Last call, "The drinks are on the house" Next thing I remember, through the pandemonium It was feeling like a nightmare, the bite right into my skin (chorus) Come here boy! (Solo) My sweet Lolita, or prayin' Manita, left me in the number six motel How was I to know, she'd strip me to the bone and steal away my heart as well Next thing I remember, through the pandemonium It was feeling like a nightmare, the bite right into my skin (chorus) Colorado bulldog - this night has gone to my head Colorado bulldog - throw a leash around my neck Bottom's up down the heck, it's time to start all over again "Close your little eyes, Yankee!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------