Monty Python Death Of Mary Queen Of Scots
Voice over: Number ninety-seven: a radio.
Radio Announcer: And now the BBC is proud to present a
brand new radio drama series, "The Death of Mary, Queen
of Scots." Part One: The Beginning.
(music)
Man's voice: Yoo arrr Mary, Queen of Scots?
Woman's voice: I am!
(sound of violent blows being dealt, things being
smashed, awful crunching noises, bones being broken,
and other bodily harm being inflicted. All of this
accompanied by screaming from the woman.)
(music fades up and out)
Announcer: Stay tuned for part two of the Radio Four
Production of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots",
coming up...almost immediately.
(music then sound of saw cutting, and other violent
sounds as before, with the woman screaming. Suddenly it
is silent.)
Man's voice: I think she's dead.
Woman's voice: No I'm not!
(sounds of physical harm and screaming start again.
then music fades up and out)
Announcer: that was episode two of "The Death of Mary,
Queen of Scots", specially adapted for radio by Gracie
Fields and Joe Frazier. And now, Radio Four will
explode.
(music an then the radio explodes.)
