Ministry Of Magic The Ministry Of Magic
Please enjoy this song.
The phone ride won’t be long.
Put your ID on.
Our next stop is MoM.
The Ministry would like to thank you
for coming.
Enjoy your stay with us today
We wanna wish you all the best.
Welcome to the Ministry.
We’re all the justice that you need.
This way to registration.
Don’t mind our interrogation.
We’re watching you, your every step,
Take note,
But never fear
We’re on your side until you double cross us all.
(spoken)
Before a phoenix gave flight to an Order, there was a
Ministry. Before a professor instructed an army, there
was a Ministry. Before a Dark Lord sat at a table to
feast upon lifelessness, there was a Ministry. From
time immemorial, the Ministry of Magic has been your
shelter from storm, your wisdom in confusion, and your
light in darkness. We are the hope of wizardkind. We
are order from chaos. We are Ministry of Magic!
Why must you run? Your time here has just begun.
(Before a Dark Lord, there was a Ministry.)
There’s no escape, we’ve locked the doors. You’re never
gonna leave again.
(We are order from chaos.)
Why must you run? Your time here has just begun.
(We are the Ministry of Magic!)
There’s no escape, we’ve locked the doors. You’re never
gonna walk again.
Welcome to the Ministry.
This is a dangerous group that we’re dealing with now.
