Eat Those Words Lyrics

Get in line, 'cos it's motherfucking showtime!

{intro}

Nobody f..cks with you,

You f..ck with everybody,

So f..ck you, and f..ck rock and roll!

Nobody f..cks with me,

I will f..ck with everybody,

So f..ck you and f..ck rock and roll!

From backstage you all look the same, from the tour bus you all look the

Same.

Don't worry little miss bullshit, there is definitely a concept record in

This, and it goes

You will

EAT

THOSE

WORDS

No one f..cks with me, I f..ck with everybody, so f..ck you, and f..ck rock and

Roll!

You will

EAT

THOSE

WORDS

I gotta go to my (nerdy?) party,

I'm at my (nerdy?) party!

Too much work, not enough time, what I need is something that's gonna make

You

EAT

THOSE WORDS

Nobody f..cks with you

(Everybody)

Fuck you

Rock and roll

Nobody f..cks with me! I f..ck with everybody! So f..ck you and f..ck rock and

Roll!

Give it up,

Put it in the ground,

Bury it, put a hatchet in it,

Put a cross on that,

Make a gravestone,

Etch it with the year 2013,

Stop coming out with arcade fire records,

Shut the f..ck up,

Go home,

Live in your mansion,

Find another opportunity,

Find another way to work,

Don't come crying to me because you're not relevant anymore,

I'm not the one who invented Mumford And Sons, that was you!

Listen, jerk off.

I will make you

EAT

THOSE

WORDS

Okay, let's go through it; one more time.

Nobody f..cks with me, I f..ck with everybody, so f..ck you and f..ck rock and

Roll!

Ugh, that's the stupidest f..cking lyric I've ever heard, nobody actually

Talks like that, f..ck this shit, Argh! Alright, start over, I'm gonna use a

Pen. Alright. Ah! I got it, I got it, okay, so...

(Writing noises)

"The end is always a new beginning."

The end is not the end! No! It's just a new beginning! Hear that? Hear that

Harpsichord? You know who's playing that harpsichord? Roman Polanski in

Jail is playing this harpsichord for me!

Did 'ya hear the one about the guy who had to get a b-side onto a record in

Under two hours before he hopped a jetliner to take him to Frankfurt? Well

This is that story! It's my story!

Can anybody understand the burden of my stardom!