Mental As Anything Looking For Bird
Bought a Hemi Pacer built in '74
It's got bananas in the gearbox
Rust in every door
Reconditioned auto-missioned
Drinks a gallon every mile
It looks good from a distance
But it's got a rusted dial
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
He'll drive you up the wall
Or any other place
Dealer said you got a clean unit boy
But he deserves the boot
I bought a second-hand Pacer
When I should've bought an ute
I left it double-parked in a loading zone
And now I've parted ways with my mobile home
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
He'll drive you up the wall
Or any other place
Bought a Hemi Pacer built in '74
It's got bananas in the gearbox
Rust in every door
Reconditioned auto-missioned
Drinks a gallon every mile
It looks good from a distance
But it's got a rusted dial
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
Cruising in third
Looking for bird
He'll drive you up the wall
Or any other place
