Mental As Anything Just My Luck
One more rejection
Had left me feelin' down
I stumbled to the station
To take a train to town
Lose myself in liquid
And drink away my cares
So I hit the platform
By fallin' down the stairs
Was just my luck
Just my luck
Just my luck
My bad luck
Like some fallen angel
She glided onto me
Told me I was handsome
Who was I to disagree?
Everything was spinning
With that ceiling fan
She sure looked like a woman
But now I know she was a man
Was just my luck
Just my luck
Just my luck
My bad luck
Well now, I stayed in a coma
For 40 days
And I'm very lucky
[?]
Don't go out now
Don't [?]
Well, I still think that I
Was hit by a bus
It was just my luck
Just my luck
Just my luck
My bad luck
Well, it was just my luck
No surprise
Just my luck
I was born to
Cry