I'm A Lesbian Lyrics

Please momma cant you see, I’ve always tried to please

I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees

You said that it's a phase, just something I’d out grow

But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I’d sure like to mow

Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along

But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong

'Cause I’m a lesbian, I don’t like nothing swinging 'tween their legs

Yeah I’m a lesbian, I don’t know why God gave me eggs

When I have sex it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between

No I don’t need no magic wand

I’m a lesbian

They talk behind my back and criticize my life

But I get no complaints from Lou Diamond Philips' wife

'Cause I’m a lesbian, I'd rather be with Jane than Dick

Yeah I’m a lesbian, a penis doesn’t do the trick

When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine

So hide your wives cause here I come

I’m a lesbian

I’m a lesbian

When does cheer leading practice start

Hey there cutie