Mel Brooks Surprise
Elizabeth:
It’s me, it’s me!
It’s me x 9
It’s me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me
Me
Frau Blucher:
And who are you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you
You?
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Why I’m Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein’s adorable
madcap fiance.
I’m sure he’s spoken of me day and night.
Frau Blucher: [Spoken]
Never.
Well let me warn you Dr. Frankenstein may not be
entirely happy with a surprise.
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Au contraire.
Elizabeth:
Everybody loves to get a surprise. Life can be so dull
without a surprise.
When your spirits dragging and your oh so blue, it all
can change,
if your fates arranged a nice surprise for you.
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise. Life’s a chore,
a bore without a surprise.
When everything seems hopeless then you realize,
there’s nothing like a wonderful surprise.
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Allow me to present my entourage, I never travel
without them.
Marcia, nails, Sasha, makeup, Tasha, hair,
Basha, wardrobe, and Bob my astrologer.
Ensemble:
Everybody loves to get a surprise.
Elizabeth:
Everybody loves a little surprise.
Ensemble:
No one could refuse a little surprise.
Elizabeth:
Protestants and Jews all love a surprise.
Ensemble:
When you’re melancholy
Elizabeth:
Oh boo hoo, hoo
Ensemble:
And you start to cry
Elizabeth:
Don’t you start to cry
Ensemble:
Cause a nice surprise will dry your eyes and troubles
go bye, bye
Elizabeth:
Bye, bye
Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise.
Elizabeth:
No one could refuse a teeny weeny surprise.
Frau and Igor:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised
Elizabeth:
Everyone could use a lovely surprise
Frau and Igor:
If you know whats’ doing
Elizabeth:
A surprise is brewing
Frau and Igor:
Here’s what we advise, never bother people with a
surprise.
Elizabeth:
Freddy, are you ready for a simply stunning surprise?
It’s me x 4
Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise.
Elizabeth:
Freddy darling!
It’s me x 5
Igor and Frau:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised
Elizabeth:
Stop your crying, don’t be blue, it all can change, if
a nice surprise’s for you!
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise.
Igor and Frau:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise,
Elizabeth:
Surprise!
Embrace the unexpected and let the fates devise a
stunning,
cunning, wonderful surp…
Frederick!
Dr. Frankenstein:
Elizabeth!
Inga:
Scheiza
All:
Surprise!
