Mc Lars Geeked Out
This is a song for the geeks of the world.
Quincy, can you please pass me that Norton Utilities
manual?
Though we once got dissed for our thick frames,
Now we get more play than Rick James
2005, baby. Yo, the nerd is back.
We're smart, paid, sexy and that's a fact.
Fabio who? That's right, shut up.
Can't defrag a Mac while he does push-ups
Still don't believe me? Well, I hope this helps...
Who's got more gold? Bill Gates or Michael Phelps?
Johnny Quarterback's glory days would never last
He got his girl pregnant and now he's pumping gas.
While the kid he once dissed hung out in his garage
Now he runs Macintosh and his name's Steve Jobs
Not to simplify matters, but think about this:
A nerd will use his mind, bullies use their fists
Stop hating on us just because smart
Sing along to my song, that's a very good start.
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain
Brain a, reveresed
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Check, check the base cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
"I never knew the brain could be so sexy..."
"Just wait until I show you my Star Wars sheets
we can ride the Millennium Falcon of Love."
"Ooh, MC Lars..."
Check it out, here's a story of a kid from California,
Fifth grade disgraced, I thought I might warn ya
Binator, retainer, dissed by sixth graders
Kids yelled "nerd!" dark like darth vader
Weird Al fan, eleven forever
Not the best catcher, but computer clever
Eighth grade, online, internet addicts
IRC, motorola habit
HTML, seventh grade, website
Jerky Boys fan page, coding all night.
Gameboy Advance, Mario Kart
Wesley Willis and Outsider art.
Writing music plugged in with that Digi Mini patch
Tweaked out turn tables, learning how to scratch
Couldn't be nerdier if he tried
'Til he wrote a funky song, all about geek pride
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain
Brain a, reveresed
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Check, check the base cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be a brain? Tell me what's it all about.
If you're geeked out, freak out, speak out
Proud to be me? Tell me what's it all about.
Don't be afraid of your intelligence.
Because that's awesome!
Okay?
We dont' need anyone tellng us what's cool
And when they ask the eternal question why,
Tell them Lars sent ya.
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Proud to be a brain
Brain a, reveresed
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
Get your geek on, baby
For what it's worth
The first shall be last
And the last shall be first
Check, check the base cosine inverse
'Cause the geeks shall inherit the earth
