Mark Eitzel Oh Mercy
Please please invite me to your party Because I was alone so much when I was young I'm a good guest, I could say almost nothing And I could almost like almost anyone
And I haven't talk to anyone in days But look, I brought all this imported beer And it's far too easy to be alone It's far too easy to disappear
Oh mercy oh mercy You're a sight for my sore eyes You know I just want to believe, honey The road will rise
And I got party talk for all your party guests My topic includes fascism and rising crime And when I outline the coming doom of the USA Will that ensure everyone's good time
I'll turn the talk as bright as falling leaves Like it's a good time even though it's rotten And I'll lead a drunken cheers to the brave pioneers Who give all they have and are forgotten
Oh mercy oh mercy I'm tired of goodbyes I just wanna believe, honey The road will rise
I swear they'll love the four dirty jokes I know I swear I'll hit the kitchen like dynamite I'll even clean up the mess when I smash my glass I'm lost, I'm lost but it's all right
Oh mercy oh mercy Don't look in my sore eyes I just want to believe, honey The road will rise
Who who who am I I'm a gho ho host drifting by
