Mark Eitzel Crabwalk
He reels around the nightclub like the hubcaps off of a car That just crashed into a sign that said "This way to the nightclub."
He says you ain't worth a dime to his life support systems They still keep him talking on the chance that he'll say something
Don't you feel the decks rolling I think that we're on a stormy sea I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me."
He's just trying to breathe some new life into the jukebox But it doesn't take his crap it just keeps on staring back And the quarters that he pours down its throat Well they're just starting to get his goat The song plays, "I gave you everything and I never got anything back."
Don't you feel the decks rolling I think that we're on a stormy sea I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me."
