Marilyn's Vitamins Ollie
Some of my friends go out and skateboard
But I can't skate so I just get bored
I'd rather be riding a bike
Two wheels to me is just all right
Cuz they skate by me doing all their tricks
While I'm standing there looking like a dick
And I'm pretty sure that I make them sick
Cuz I don't even know what an ollie is
Call me a poseur with a wallet chain
I don't want to hang out because
There is too much pain
See I can't skateboard for falling down
I put two feet on the deck then
I hit the ground
When I rip I trip
When I skate I can't
I don't even try to imitate
Cuz I can't f..cking skate