Margaret Cho I'm Sorry
*Whistling
Well I'm sorry that I set your house on fire
I am a victim of my own desire
And I'm sorry that I sent you that suicide letter
I was gonna die but then I felt better
And I'm sorry that I shot you in the face
I've got this feeling I was way off base
And I'm sorry I killed you dear
I only wanted you to be near
Chorus:
And I sincerely apologize
My actions were unwise
And now I realise
That it killed me when you died
Well I'm sorry that I hit with that brick
At least your death was fairly quick
And I thought you'd take it on the chin
But it looks like rigormortis is setting in
And I hope you weren't in too much pain
Guess I'm criminally insane
Chorus
And I sincerely apologize
My actions were unwise
And now I realise
That it killed me when you died
Talking:
Well I shouldn't have hidden you in the attick
I guess I've got a flare for the dramatic
And I know your family is so bereaved
But I just couldn't let you leave
And yes I made a big mistake
But my love for you was not fake
And I just had all I could take
So I drowned you in the lake
And now their calling for autopsy
I just wanted you to notice me
You just wouldn't love me
And this I can't forgive
My pride was stronger
Than your will to llive
You will to live
