Marc Gunn & The Dubliners' Tabby Cats Wild Kitty
Well I've been a wild kitty for many's the year
And I found a nice pub that serves milk mixed with beer
This makes me quite happy, so I'll purr with galore
Cuz I never will be a wild kitty no more
And it's no nay never, (meow, meow, meow, meow)
No nay never no more, (meow, meow)
Will I be a wild kitty. (meow)
No never no more
It began at an ale house while hunting for fish
The back door was left open. Some food they'd not miss
But the landlord he caught me and took me out back
And said if you're good I'll bring milk for to lap
The landlord came back with some milk from the bar
But he thought it'd be cute to add whiskey from the jar
He layed it before me. I sniffed cautiously
Then I lapped the milk down and passed out on his knee
Well the landlord he took me inside to take care
When I woke I refused to drink milk without beer
So now every night I stumble galore
I don't land on feet, but I'm wild no more