Major Parkinson Silicon Hips
Goddamn those silicon hips smell bad
Yet it feels like they're real in every way
Cause ever since I took this job in June
I've been a sucker for girls
I watch them run, I watch them spin
Once upon a time, when the world was a dirty scene
I had a redneck, spandex, vagabond eating disorder
I said I don't wanna die like my mother used to do
It was a perfect holiday
Now I'm feeling so alone
I want attention!
I was alone because I lost my only friend
He's the latest fashion to be seen
A boulevard of rusty limousines
Yes, out in the back it blew my brain
Now the years are crashing by
Still I'm looking for some purity
A perfect house, a quiet life with Judy Garland
But one day I trapped myself in common sense
And barricaded my door with all these flashy trends
Cause somehow over the rainbow life is so unfair
Is it me I'm looking for?
Well I don't care
Will you take this ring?
Sorry to inform you, I could never love you like you do
You'll never make me bleed the way you chew those rotten puzzle crackers
When your mind is a blindfold
Pick me up, hang me like a sucker in a leash
I can tell you anything you wanna hear
Save me from the cash register brutality
Coming from your Stairmasturbator vanity
You see, everything left is a cup of sanity
And all the parasites in your domestic personality
Goddamn those silicon hips smell bad
Yet it feels like they're real in every way
But one day they'll fry under the sun
On the tip of a gun, I guess that's how it's done
But when I'm sturdy will I love myself, start a riot, start a fight, start a revolution?
Will I be different in this world if I threw away this superficial life?
Cause, that is what you do to me! Yes, that is what you do to me!
Cause I'm feeling, so alone and I want to…
