Major Parkinson Awkward As A Drunk
Oh tell me why I'm to blame for this eager
To touch every inch of your body
Oh, tell me why I was laughing when you f..cked up my mind
When you followed me down in the drain
I love you like the humming of pouring scotch
I'm a puppy with a bone when I'm drinking too much
But I'm ready for the day when the ship goes down
When they play the violin
And my mommy and my daddy will be proud of me
When I'm hanging from the brink of sanity
Patching me up when I break my teeth
From the worth I cannot chew
Ever since elementary school I was dating different girls
But none of them could dress up like a bottle
So when I lost all my empathy in a bowl of brown McKay
The traffic lights in your distorted bedroom sustained
Now my brain is hurting like a rusty chain
So tell me why I'm to blame for this eager
To crush every inch of your body and soul
Even though I was laughing when you f..cked up my mind
Drew the line to the hole in my head
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