The Holy Boot Lyrics

M.i.r.v. The Holy Boot

I do this
This is what I do
It makes me feel lke somebody

I eat this
This is what I eat
I keeps me alive

I drive this
This is what I drive
It gets me from church to church

But one of these days just once I'd

Im'ona party all night long
Im'ona dance with the snake into the
dawn
Im'ona give 'em the holy boot
I wake up Monday mornin' in my
Sunday suit
Im'ona put the nose of a clown
Fill the Winnebago and drive into
town
I'm feelin' fine
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I read this
This is what I read
It keeps me amused

I see this
This is what I see
It makes me scared

I use this
This is what I use
It's what I need

But just for one night, if I could

Party all night long
Uh readin' call firl ads off the casi-
no lawn
Im'ona give 'em the holy boot
I get a healin' from a priest and a
prostitute
Ran'n rave'n make a fuss
Bucket 'o change gettin' hit by a bus
I'm feelin' fine
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I sell this
This is what I sell
It makes me money
I need this
This is what I need
It's what I can use

Im'ona party all night long
Gonna drive through the desert
Singing my song
Im'ona give 'em the holy boot
With all the fire'n brimstone sul-
fur'n soot
Break into area 51
Fake an abduction hit em'n run
I'm feelin' fine
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