Ludacris Sexting
*spoken*
Hey this is Luda ok?
Look I need you to do me a huge favor!
Um c-c-can you please take your name off of your phone
My-my girl went through my cell phone and she may be calling you!
So if you could please take you name off of that
a-a-and just have it as a number on the voicemail?
You gotta do this for me! Huge!
QUICKLY!
*sing*
So I'm just sittin in this rehab class
tryna get myself unhooked on ass
so then my teacher asked me a question
she like ludacris are you over there sextin?
haha omg lol kit
smiley faces x 'n' o's lm-fao!
My girl went through my cell phone (x8)
(end chorus)
So I'm gettin treated for my sex addiction
In a private clinic
and I need you to be sensitive bout my condition
cause I'm in it to win it and I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans!
and my teacher's a cougar so I wish she'd lend a helpin hand... a heplin hand
damn calm down BBC TXT or MSG after class come with me
and can I get a little bit of TLC?
she replied what the f..ck
fyi you gonna flunk
smh it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thing!
*chorus*
So Im sitting in the crib just chillin and Im minding my business
got a text with a tongue out from a number I didnt recognize
I replied who is this
quick back got a hit back
said this is Stacy and Ive been missing you
had to change my number so I went and got a new phone and new tattoo
a what, a new tattoo wow,
awwww yeaah, hurry quick
can you send a nasty pic
so I can see right where it is
and I promise I wont show my friends (yeah right)
she replied, well ok BTW by the way
SMH its such a shame that you aint learned a damn thing
*chorus*
So I pull up to the club stunting in a Yellow Lamborghini
half bent, black tint, fine (?) it make it a little hard to see me
stepped out, fresh out headed straight for the door and to the VIP
next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina saying is that you I see
is that you papi
so I bbmed abbreviate yep and before the night gets too late
let me hit you with a little Q&A
can I tap that ass tta
she replied it all depends
its me plus one can I bring my friends
and all I can think was that its such a shame
that I aint learned a damn thing
*chorus*
