Lonely Island The Compliments
Ladies listen up this song is for you
you know it's hard out there trying to find a dude
But the lonely island's got three top notch brothers
so sit back and listen while they compliment each other
[Andy]
My man Kiv is the shit
Dude is thoughtful as f..ck
Plus his body is ripped
He's a good listener even when he's exhausted
and he's crazy hygienic always brushing and flossing
[Kiv]
But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm
The most sensitive caring dude I've ever known
he's got that sweet smile
he's got that slow touch
what's that sweet smell
oh shit he cooked you brunch
[Jorm]
but hold up my man Andy's got us both beat
he make this candy margarita that's a wonderful treat
plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming
he ain't no f..cking prince my man is king charming
[Andy]
well you're far too kind and speaking of kindness
my man Kiv's been diagnosed with color blindness
he loves all people plus he's got the fat dick
it's like a gold brick all shiny and thick
[Too short]
when they pitched me this song
they were kinda vague
but I said f..ck it
cause they said I'd get paid
one things for sure these dudes are weird motherfuckers
so kick back and listen while they compliment eachother
[Kiv]
my man Jorm f..cks all night
call him super mario because he be laying the pipe
he got the eye contact like only you in the room
a modern thinking man he ain't afraid of a broom
[Jorm]
yo you talking feminism Andy loves that shit
plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick
and he's a giver, donates hella money to charity
He's also got a great sense of humor, that's personality
[Andy]
I hate to interrupt but I gotta interject
Kiv's rhymes are so espresso has his own panini press
Kiv's so loyal when he makes his pick
that he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick
[All]
he's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps
he's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk
he's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup
take a ride in his coupe, he'll make you want to shoot
[Too short]
I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay
it's none of my business they just born this way
I mean, how many times he's gonna mention yo homie's dick
but still trying to act like this song is for chicks
so ladies be warned before you hop under the covers
they might be f..ckin you but they'll be thinking about each other
the compliments bitch
