The Compliments Lyrics

Ladies listen up this song is for you

you know it's hard out there trying to find a dude

But the lonely island's got three top notch brothers

so sit back and listen while they compliment each other

[Andy]

My man Kiv is the shit

Dude is thoughtful as f..ck

Plus his body is ripped

He's a good listener even when he's exhausted

and he's crazy hygienic always brushing and flossing

[Kiv]

But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm

The most sensitive caring dude I've ever known

he's got that sweet smile

he's got that slow touch

what's that sweet smell

oh shit he cooked you brunch

[Jorm]

but hold up my man Andy's got us both beat

he make this candy margarita that's a wonderful treat

plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming

he ain't no f..cking prince my man is king charming

[Andy]

well you're far too kind and speaking of kindness

my man Kiv's been diagnosed with color blindness

he loves all people plus he's got the fat dick

it's like a gold brick all shiny and thick

[Too short]

when they pitched me this song

they were kinda vague

but I said f..ck it

cause they said I'd get paid

one things for sure these dudes are weird motherfuckers

so kick back and listen while they compliment eachother

[Kiv]

my man Jorm f..cks all night

call him super mario because he be laying the pipe

he got the eye contact like only you in the room

a modern thinking man he ain't afraid of a broom

[Jorm]

yo you talking feminism Andy loves that shit

plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick

and he's a giver, donates hella money to charity

He's also got a great sense of humor, that's personality

[Andy]

I hate to interrupt but I gotta interject

Kiv's rhymes are so espresso has his own panini press

Kiv's so loyal when he makes his pick

that he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick

[All]

he's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps

he's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk

he's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup

take a ride in his coupe, he'll make you want to shoot

[Too short]

I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay

it's none of my business they just born this way

I mean, how many times he's gonna mention yo homie's dick

but still trying to act like this song is for chicks

so ladies be warned before you hop under the covers

they might be f..ckin you but they'll be thinking about each other

the compliments bitch