Semicolon Lyrics

[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island]

Okay everyone,

Welcome to grammar class

Today we’re learning about semicolons

Oh, oh, oh

Yes, Lonely Island?

We use semicolons everyday

Can you give me an example?

Oh, hell yeah

[Verse 1]

Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu

My whole team coming clean: shampoo

These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie

And I’m the motherfucking monster: cookie

When you see me better cross the street: Frogger

Then go home and write about it: blogger

Did I do that? Urkel

Yo Angela, Who’s The Boss? Merkel

I’ll take you where you’ve never been: Oxnard

Then make you suck a bulls’ nut: ox nard

If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin

A comma and a f..cking dot: semicolon

[Hook: Solange]

We run these streets: stop lights

All eyes on me: spot lights

Each semicolon brings us closer to the top

[Verse 2]

I’m loud and I’m zipping around: jet ski

Your dick is little like Wayne: Gretsky

But Gretsky’s got a big dick: clarification

Everyone who’s rude to me: Paris vacation

My stomach’s getting fat: food

Leave trash inside my car: rude

You’re acting all Machio: Ralph

But I’ll eat all you cats: Alf

[Hook 2: Solange]

We run the game: umpire

Always chase the night: young squire

These semicolons are my light inside the dark

[Verse 3]

It’s right under your nose, semicolon: mouth

Opposite of north, semicolon: south

Right over your home, semicolon: attic

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon: addict

[Hook 3: Solange]

We got the game on lock: toy chest

You’re too big for your clothes: boys vest

You know we out of control: no brakes

Your birthday party sucked: no cakes

[Breakdown: Solange]

When it comes to punctuation

You know we’re number one

And to the people of every nation

Feel the power of the semicolon

[Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph]

Semicolons,

We rest our case

No actually those are examples of colons

You all get F’s

Wait, what?