Lemon Demon Ode To Crayola
Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green.
That's what I said.
Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine...
Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too,
and Gold so true it glows.
I love the Razmatazz, and Purple Pizazz,
and Razzle Dazzle Rose.
Every color's like an old friend.
Hot Magenta is a godsend.
I took the factory tour.
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
I know they're pieces of wax,
but I can never relax without my box of 96.
Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
Crayola, I love you so.
I love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue.
It's no surprise
they're taking over everything that I say and do.
I'm gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on,
and color on my skin.
Colors of life and love from Heaven above,
absolve me of my sin.
I would wear them like a nightgown,
but they're getting kinda worn down.
I took the factory tour.
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
I know they're pieces of wax,
but I can never relax without my box of 96.
I love you Vivid Violet.
I love you Robin's Egg Blue.
I love you Screamin' Green,
and Purple Mountain's Majesty too.
I really love my babies
I really love my babies
I love my crayons and I love the way they taste
Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
Crayola, I love you so.
