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Jack The Riffer Lyrics


Left Rights Jack The Riffer


There once was a man
Who's name is Malf(?)
Who had
A big mirror on the shelf
He saw a reflection
And got an erection
And jumped into bed with himself

Yo! Everybody left and right
When I bust a rhyme
I got my ass
I'm like Jack the Riffer
Fart sniffer
Beg to differ
Oh, I like to make inbred
I'm the inspiration for Right said fred
Cocks
Five, six, and eight
Everybody gonna go and masturbate

Damn yeah! Pump that up!
Damn yeah! Pump that up!

Down
Left
Right
Y'all

Directions going all(?)



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