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Left Rights Crap


hello, lemme tell you this is what happens when you
hold in a too much stuff, ready? go

(fart)

and that's just the beginning...

(fart)
and that's that one and there's gunna be more gas, you
know what i'm saying?
i don't know if you able to hear the pee-pee right now.
my stomach is bloat up like a balloon.
don't want to force it, want to let it come natural
like.
don't let it come before it's time ohhhhhhhh
i am now pressing my stomach as so to make it come
out more quickly.

(fart)

there's still more doo-doo trapped in there, so that's
not going to make the gas come out full

steam *shreeeee*(cool sound)

(longest fart)

i don't need to even comment on that one..
i just want you to say to me...how could you do even
more? well, this just goes to show you, listen to this:

(fart x2)

i'm going to go back and listen to the first one, of
the farts, they're easy



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