Lauren Christy Magazine
Little girls in pretty boxes High tech sweat and younger skin We were all delicious and smelled of Arpege I buzzed my killer in Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia Super sex on water skis Iced decaf and mocchaccino And a hooker by the grinder please Chorus: Magazine, know what I mean You go on and on about stuff I've never seen Magazine, stuck to my hand The boys don't ever get it But the girls all understand Angel, waffle, women are weird Tighten up your tail Throw her on the linoleum and Harpoon her like a whale Dad's on drugs, Bristish sex A rollicking good time Trust fund kids When men are pigs Just cook that little swine (Repeat chorus) Missionary position, politician Young girls in the world's oldest profession Beauty, health, fashion, food And the books and and sex and art and news The boys don't ever get it but the girls all understand (Repeat chorus) Magazine Rip it up and just throw it away Rip it up and just throw it away Rip it up and just throw it away Magazine, still stuck to my hand The boys don't ever get it But the girls all understand
