Kleenex Girl Wonder I'm Pregnant
One minute is all it took
And now I get it, hey, look
There's a lot of history here, let me tell you
I hope you're sitting down, baby
Sorry, it took so long
But you were far away
And I just found your phone number today
So I'll spit it out now, baby
Are you feeling me?
I don't believe your stories
You're no more brave than you used to be
Oh, take me seriously
Oh, I pretend that I'm naive
But it's still hurts and I still breathe
But while I'm quick to admit that the outlook's bleak
I'm pulling in five hundred bucks a week
And I'm fine with the way things are, and I'm in love
Oh, and there's nothing I would rather do
Than anything involving you
You're still the one I can't stop thinking of
Got lost on the Penna Turnpike
The grey moon as bright as a prison searchlight
How soon we forget how much it hurt the first time
And I smiled at the stroke of midnight
'Cause I knew the trap I'm in is skintight
Somehow I know we'll get by
Because I'm much smarter now
I know all your secrets and even they don't get me down
You're hard to figure out
And even harder to please, but that's what I need
I know it's hard to believe but just trust me
I know how it feels to be seventeen
To be young and in love and feel so unclean
To just lie in your bed and pray that your eyes won't close
'Cause heaven only knows how much I dream about you
'Cause I know what I'd be without you
And that's the saddest image I have seen
Oh, you run right through my scarred cuirass
And shatter my heart of glass
And how hard I'll laugh as I cash in the insurance policy
You say it's obvious, then prefer honesty
Well, I'm in no mood to defend my immodesty
So let's just pretend that I've ended my odyssey
Where else can I go?
You're the sweetest girl I know
I'm pregnant and I'm coming home to you
But what can you do?
There's been some indiscretion
But who needs an ancient history lesson
I feel good, and you look fetching
Oh, as if there's any question
