Kleenex Girl Wonder Parody Music
[Verse 1]
Could it be, a break in the gloom?
A frame for the bruise you left
Or the wounds you cleft with your shoes
Under the pretense of taking steps to improve?
So I'll believe it when you make the ten o'clock news
I'm only messing with you, but all the same if you find
My societal impact isn't aligned
With all this violent syntax, you can decline
To describe what exactly it is
And we can wrap up this chat and get back to the grid
But remind me: where, oh, where does the time go?
Why does it matter at all given I'm so creepy and battered?
I need you to grab those sepia-toned photographs from the past
Or maybe read me a bad poem, just rub my back
Stroke my thigh like I'm a regular guy, just some asshole
Who couldn't change your life if he tried
Look, I've got nothing to hide
Did you have something in mind?
[Chorus 1]
Could it be, could it be you're scared?
C'est ma vie, c'est la vie en merde!
Clarity shouldn't need be declared
Therapy can't reach the unprepared
But sweet parody…!
[Verse 2]
It shouldn't take all night to capture the gist in a joke
Cram your things in a bag and drift onto the road
You can get a studio below the Domino's
Or you could maybe immolate yourself in Cicero
At a US Maple show, no, Alkaline Trio
You could never take a joke, I don't even wanna know
When the pentothal flows, I bet you're out of control
Listen, I think you're dope but I'm a thousand years old
[Chorus 2]
I could be, could I be so bold:
How are we? How am I solo?
Comedy is not a microscope
And I don't wanna seem like such a misanthrope
But get off me!
[Outro]
It doesn't take all kinds of minds to unpack this
Exercise in excrescence
You'll be fine with a mime and a stand-up comedian
Listen, I think you're nice and I'm a stand up guy
So come on, hands up if you wanna take a chance on a lie
Honey, I think you're wild and I'm a stand-up comedian
