Kleenex Girl Wonder Dieffenbachia
You say I never got to ya
What about the Dieffenbachia?
What about the civic opera?
Those were the longest three hours of my life
But they didn't mean shit to you
You repeat, I didn't get to you
And you don't want me to make a big to-do
Well, I'm warning you now, I just might
You know that time is on my side
I got a résumé full of sitting around
In papers to show I've tried
Boxes full of receipts proving dinners in town
Were on the table, provided you provided more me
And provided you believe in dinosaurs
Jesus knows that I don't wanna lie no more
I'm like a bull in a china store
That can't make up its mind and it's blind a donkey
Getting mixed up in these intertwined metaphors
So I'll quit while I'm ahead
Before things get violent
I'd like to thank the environment
I ain't got, what a glorious day!
Please accept this and get a token
Of my epic disfigured view of this big twisted picture
Really, what more can I say?
You get a phone call late one night
And then pretty soon you just can't put it down
So you lock the basement tight
And cover the windows to keep the demons out
Thought bubbles cause trouble but you muddle through
Oblivious to what's right in front of you
You were always such a K-G-W
So number one, it's no wonder I got ya
Number two, if you're coming through anytime soon
Could you drop off the Dieffenbachia?
