We Can't Stop Parody Lyrics

It's my money, gonna spend it on gum

It's my career, I can do with shark chum

It's my jaw, I can fire it shut

I can read Goosebumps, there my favorite books!

I got some dirty dishes everywhere

Hands in pants 'cause I'm itchy there!

I just came to shave my mother

Ain't ever gonna marry Thor's brother!

Now, trying to be a poor man's Gaga

Or an albino Rihanna!

Now I'm dating a French guy

Made out of French fries!

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

I look just like Tweety

If he was funny!

Gonna give my poor daddy

An achey breaky heart attack!

(MILEY'S DAD: Sweet nibblets!)

This is my butt!

This is my cooch!

And I won't stop, chewing my gum!

Trying really hard to be a G

It's my middle finger to Disney!

Freaky hand chop!

Pepto Bismol!

This is my musical grant for help

Can't buy a clue with all this wealth!

No bums!

It's my booty, gonna put it on stuff

It's my booty, I can drag it on a rug!

It's my booty, I can put it on Doug

I can put it on a pug

Or all of the above!

I can try to be classy, but what for?

I wanna get my face on Mount Slugmore!

Remember only God can judge us

Unless you bust it, than judge can judge, uh-uh!

Trying to be sexy, but it's just sad!

Is this an American aparallel?

I'm not anorexic, just replace breakfast

With crack!

MILEY'S DAD

Now Miley is asleep

Nobody make a bleep!

Now, get up off your feet

I'm gonna show you a cool dance!

Now, everybody clap!

Take two steps back!

I just let on

To her hit song!

My wife gave birth to a cash machine!

Sometimes she'll let me be in her movies!

Cha-ching!

MILEY

Get out Daddy, or else I'm gonna pound you!

MILEY'S DAD

Don't you sass me! I can still ground you!

For getting that dumb Sharon Stone hair-do

And I heard you were dating a French dude!

Where is he?

MILEY

Stop Daddy!

MILEY'S DAD

I'll kill, you people!

MILEY

Stop Daddy!

MILEY'S DAD

Die!

MILEY

He's my boyfriend!

I love him!

MILEY'S DAD

French fry guy!

MILEY

I hate you!

MILEY'S DAD

U.S.A.!

(speaks) Tasty!