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Call Me Maybe Lyrics

Album Name : Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe") - Single
Release Date : 2012-06-15
Song Duration : 2:26

Key Of Awesome Call Me Maybe


We met last night at the club
you told me you were in love
came home I squished in a tub
and now you're in my yard
woke up in saw you was gone
you're running across my lawn
with out your pants or shoes on
here comes my Saint Bernard
vodka was flowing
but kleevage was showing
your mind I was blowing
then we were so freaking wasted

hey you're my boyfriend my name is Carly
but all my doctors just call me crazy
I made to pop tarts with extra gravy
but I'm a tal girl you have to pay me
psych I'm just kidding aren't I crazy
let's watch road hours of Chlesy lately
and all the other boys try to take me tazz me
but doors are locked now you can escape me

come on let's do sex again
I wanna be more than friends
look how far my legs can bend
I'm sorry I can't stay
look I don't mean to be rude
but I don't think that we screwed
I got the pictures to prove
hey don't look away!

you're my one and only
that's what my dog told me
but don't think you owe me
now lets sacrifice some chicken
hey this is my band
they seem to hate me
they don't look like they're really playing
crap that's my husband he's in the Navy
he's gonna kill you he's also crazy
I'm going to kill you cause that lady
what's going on here
he tried to rape me
when people try to rape my wife it makes me so mad
It makes me feel bad I'm going to kick your ass
come to think of it my wife is just a guy and drags
I need a real man so call me maybe



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