Key Of Awesome One Thing
Niall: We’re impossibly cute
Louis:In tight trousers and suits
Liam:Tabloids say that we’re gay
Zayn:And gay horses eat hay
Harry: (Hey)
Mark: These blokes aren’t so bad.
Cheeky British lads
Damn this song is mad catchy
Hey Todd, don’t you agree?
Todd: Something’s wrong with Mark now.
Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
Mark: (They’re Salmon)
Stasia: Because he’s into One Direction now
I just like this one song.
Mark: So get off get off get off my case
Stasia:Quit staring at that kid face
Mark:Look I don’t know what the big deal is
If I like this one song
And the rest of their album
Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to
Liam or Harry: Hey girls for this next tune
Niall:We’ll need some help from you
Zayn: Who knows all of the words
Mark: Ooo – I know them for sure.
Liam or Harry: Sorry but your too old
Louis: And you just knocked over several kids
Niall:Maybe he could buy us beer though
Zayn: And tell us what that one thing is.
1D:Ok, old man come join our boy band.
Mark: Great
When do we run in the sand
1D:Put on this tie and this emo wig
And lets do that leg thing
Mark: Oh, I hate to be a party pooper
But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It’s I want it that way.
Mark:Cause I want it that way.
Zayn: Oh no! He cracked the code
Harry or Liam: He remembers cause he’s old.
1D: You must die for what you know.
Mark: You got those wand things
Todd: You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend
Stasia: You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband.
Todd: Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing
Liam or Harry: Oh god that is disgusting
Zayn: I don’t even want to know what that is
Liam or Harry: I think it’s that One Thing.
Mark: Thanks Todd, and Stasia you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys.
But there is this other band that I dig
They’re called: THE WANTED
Mark:You’ll like The WANTED
Todd: Cool.
