Kevin Bloody Wilson (the Ode To) Huey And Billy
(Huey, Billy, Huey, Billy)
Huey me and Billy gettin' pissed and bein' silly
Drinkin' bundy straight out'a the spout,
Had a lot'a laughs they're a funny pair'a bastards
And it lasted 'til I must'a passed out,
Woke up in the mornin' with a headache and a horn
But I couldn't piss the headache away,
Head stuck in the dunny volcano in me stomach
And they're not as f..ckin' funny today.
Huey you cunt, (Huey)
Oh look at what you blokes done,
Oh f..ckin' got me drunk,
Huey you cunt, billy you prick,
Ohh you cunts done this,
Ohh f..ck I'm sick,
Huey you cunt,
Mm Billy you prick. (Huey, Billy)
Pissin' 'emselves laughin' when they come into the bathroom
See me barkin' at the shithouse bowl,
I was hangin' on for life frightened I was gonna die
If I ever let the f..ckin' thing go,
Then they went back to the fridge and got 'emselves a drink
And I heard 'em break a couple'a eggs,
Chucked 'em in a glass, brought 'em back and asked,
"You want a bit'a breakfast Kev?"
Huey you cunt,
Uhhh stick it up your bum,
I don't think that's funny,
Huey you cunt, Billy you prick,
You'll pay for this,
Oh you cunts are sick, uhhh
Billy you prick, uhhh.
I was well and truly f..cked when they finally got me up
And dragged me from the dunny to be bed,
And they just left me like a log just chucked me on the top
And stuck a bucket by the side'a me head,
I just wanna die and I finally closed me eyes
And slowly started driftin' off,
I went and they come again f..ckin' bundy in the hand,
"You ready for a ear'a the dog."
Huey you cunt,
Ohh f..ckin' leave me alone ohh,
I wanna go home,
Huey you cunt, Billy you prick,
Ohh you'll pay for this,
Ohh f..ck I'm sick,
Billy you prick, Huey you cunt oh, f..ck, drunk, oh.
Agh, Huey you cunt, Billy you prick,
Oh f..ck off! Leave me alone, oh,
Billy you prick, Huey you cunt.
Just f..ckin' take me home,
I want me mom,
Huey you cunt, Billy you prick,
Ohh no I just f..ckin' shit me p...,
Ohhh, Huey you cunt, Billy you prick,
Mm, Billy you prick.
