Lizards On The Back Porch Lyrics

Kazoo Funk Orchestra Lizards On The Back Porch

now there was this girl
who liked to live on the edge of reason
she looked like sweet heaven
a beauty to the eyes
make no mistake
this girl was no angel
a cold blooded minder f**ker
she eat you up like a dog

in walked this stranger
ain't no tall dark handsome f**ker
he's a bulldog in the face
and a brain of brick
he gave me the money
and he said, "do it honey"
but his kiss turned my stomach
and I was sick

last time I saw him
he smashed up my bedroom
I waited till he turned round for more
and I pulled out my pistol
and aimed for his whistle
hey stupid get the f**k out of my door