Waitress Lyrics

Waitress

By: KB cc

Fat blonde lady

With two kids and husband

Eating after school

She's depressed

Obsessively discontent

With each ounce of food

CHORUS

Can I take your order

Anything you want

I'm your waitress

I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot

I'm your waitress

I'll take it over

Do anything for you

I'm your waitress

Your waitress

Your waitress

A Nasty man who smells of

Liquor bottle

Foaming up with drool

He checks me down

While my boss yells at me

Looking like a fool

CHORUS

Can I take your order

Anything you want

I'm your waitress

I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot

I'm your waitress

I'll take it over

Do anything for you

I'm your waitress

Your waitress

Your waitress

BRIDGE

Does it have to be so hard?

Yes we accept credit cards

Reality kicks in

I work my ass off for a tip or two

I take an order after order

Repeating a Déjà Déjà vu

CHORUS

Can I take your order

Anything you want

I'm your waitress

I'm sorry if your food don't come out hot

I'm your waitress

I'll take it over

Do anything for you

I'm your waitress

Your waitress

Your waitress