Julie Brown I Like 'em Big And Stupid
When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
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I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard
My brother's outta Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh, it really got me
hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his
shots
The bigger they are, the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk
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I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link?
He's so stupid, you know what he said?
Well, I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall
{Refrain}
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and
