Julie Brown Earth Girls Are Easy
Is it true what they say about Julie? There she is, letÕs ask her. Julie, did you really go out with an alien? Uh huh What was it like? Real different By the way, whereÕd you meet him? I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO Guess he couldnÕt take it Ôcause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool ooh neat So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips IÕm no Albert Einstein but IÕm not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet itÕs from He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) Was he cute? No way, definitely uncute Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick Ooh I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) I canÕt go on. What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song. If itÕs that bad, you have to. Promise you wonÕt tell? Uh huh His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the door Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, heÕs still disgusting but I didnÕt care Give us more details Oh how do I describe it. Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds? Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die. But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby. Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes. Is that your tongue. One of them That sure is a big piece of machinery youÕve got I made it myself Oh you space stud, you ThereÕs no ride like this at Disneyland, baby. Oh synchronize, synchronize, IÕm docking Ohhhhhhh. And to think we did all that without even touching. Slow: Now IÕm back to my senses and heÕs light years away, if heÕs listening in space I have something to say I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youÕre ready for more Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy) Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)