The Anti-christmas Carol Lyrics

Hmm, yeah

Oooh, hah

It's that time of year

When I set gettin' sick

Of all the cheer

Every song you hear

Was a hit or a miss

From last century

Is it just me?

'Cos it never much seems like the movie

(Like the movie)

So thank God

(Thank God)

Christmas comes once a year

(Only comes once a year)

Just once a year

(Just once a year)

Only bells I hear

Is last call, one and all

Cryin' in their beer

'Cos it's gon' take all year

For the debts to be met

So raise a glass for Christmas cheer

It never snows, only rain

I don't know why we're still dreamin'

Of a white... Christmas

Thank God it only comes once a year

(Only comes once a year)

(Only comes once a year)

Thank God it only comes once

(Only comes once a year)

Mama's in the kitchen

She's stressin', oh no

The oven didn't work, hey

Nothing's cookin', oh no

Brother, sister are fightin'

She's cryin'

Boxer knocks the tree down

It makes me wanna shout

Hallelujah, thank God

That Christmas only comes once a year

Only comes once a year

Thank You, Jesus, for being born only once

I couldn't deal with it

So Christmas only comes once a year

Thank God, Hallelujah

(Hallelujah)

For Christmas only lastin' 24 hours of my life

(Hallelujah)

I tell you, Jesus, just this once

As a baby anyway