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Jon Lajoie Too Fast


i can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
i can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath
when i focus my mind i always reach my goal
but there´s one thing i cannot control

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
a couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past
i cum too fast
i cum too fast
sometimes it´s even game over before i take off my pants

i´ve read all the articles and i´ve tried every trick
thinkin of sports or of naked kathie bates and about
schmidt
if the girl´s on top sometimes it lasts a minute or two
but if we doggy-style oh man i´m screwed

i cum too fast
i cum too fast
i carry a spare pair of underwair in case a girl sits on
my lap
i cum too fast
i cum too fast
i swear i even shoot my load, if a fly lands on my shaft



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