Jon Lajoie Pop Song
girl im a sexually attractive man
that makes me a good artist
this is my new single
i hope you like it
wealthy men hired me
to sing this song
that they wrote for me
they're investing in
this pricey music video
and they're paying
to get a bid on the radio
And they're gunna sell a million
yes it's gonna go platinum
cause they'll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls
cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world
cause they'll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words
and now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps to get a small percentage
of the urban music market
hey baby baby i can tell
that you are crazy crazy
shake that ass girl
my rhymes are gettin lazy lazy
these things i'm talking bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
but it dont matter
wont you show me that thong baby
that's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother f..cker
that's just how it be
cause they'll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls
cause all you gotta say is
ohh baby i love you
and girl i need you in my world
cause they'll market this song
to young impressionable
and insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do
is find a sexually attractive man
that can sing all the words
now im singing with my gay voice
to let you know that i am sensitive
oh yea i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive boy
and you know i wanna
make money money
make money money
make money
make money money
make money money
make money
rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooh it's so sexual baby
girl i love you so much
i wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't cause
im rich and famous and you're not
but why dont you just go buy my album
and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it
