Jon Lajoie Slightly Irresponsible
I am slightly irresponsible,
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
'Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth
And I only floss approximately twice a week,
I don't return phone calls all the time,
Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side.
I always pay my credit cards on time,
But irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a
while,
Also I think I may have accidentally killed someone,
I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit'n'run.
I am slightly irresponsible,
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
'Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open,
That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen,
But I didn't really care, I had a second one,
That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last
month.
I'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper.
When I got home that night there was blood all over,
And in the grille there were bits of face, hair and
bone.
I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me
home.
I am slightly irresponsible,
I wonder if that person had a family,
But I am still reliable,
But the guilt's eating away at me.
Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent
And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends,
Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far,
But they know he was killed by a Camry, luckily for me
that's a common car.
But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old
lady,
I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify
me,
So I break into her house to kill her, but then things
get messy,
I didn't realize that her son's family was visiting.
I am slightly irresponsible,
(Ah shit) (Hey, who the f..ck are you?)
But I am still reliable.
(Shut the f..ck up)
I am slightly irresponsible,
(SHUT UP! SHUT UP!)
But I am still reliable
(What have I done? What have I done? Oh my god, what
have I done?)
