Jon Lajoie Radio Friendly Song
It starts off like a thousand other songs that youve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
So you try to change the station but its playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f..cking moron.
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
Youre positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
But you are wrong
They want a stupid mother-fucking,
lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Somethings wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin songs.
All these f..cking unoriginal pussies that dont have anything to say.
Im not homophobic, but this song is sooo f..cking gay.
You can barely retain the vomit thats rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this songs terrible.
But you are wrong
They want a stupid mother-fucking,
lame cock-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly
piece of shit oh what a sucky ass piece of shit.
Id rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of shit.
God, I hate this shit.
