f..ck Everything Lyrics

Yo, other rappers claim to not give a f..ck

Well, step aside, bitches

Cause I give the lowest amount of f..ck humanly possible

(I don't give a f..ck)

About anything, f..ck everyone and f..ck everything

(I don't give a f..ck)

I literally don't give a f..ck about anything

I don't give a f..ck about motherfuckin' anything

People care about shit, I say, "fuck everything"

Fuck you, f..ck me, f..ck the sky, f..ck trees

Fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D

And f..ck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread

And f..ck coasters, I use a little plate instead

And f..ck roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo

We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you

Don't give a f..ck about chairs, I prefer to stand

And f..ck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan

And f..ck the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes

"Demolition Man's" the only Snipes movie I like

And f..ck likin' shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like

Don't give a f..ck about not likin' all the shit I don't like

Like tissues, f..ck 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch

And f..ck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a f..ck about seeing, bitch, f..ck my eyes

Fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind

And f..ck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke

And hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at most

And f..ck coasts, don't give a f..ck about where water meets land

And f..ck boats, just cause you float, you think you're so f..ckin' bad?

And f..ck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time

My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but

(I don't give a f..ck)

About anything, f..ck everyone and f..ck everything

(I don't give a f..ck)

I literally don't give a f..ck about anything

Walked into a coffeeshop and ordered a cup

The girl said, "small, medium, large?" I said, "bitch, I don't give a

Fuck!"

She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"

I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f..ck, alright!"

Don't give a f..ck about beverage size options, motherfucker

And I don't give a f..ck about liquids either

They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place

Like human semen when I get it all over my face

I'm not gay, I just don't give a f..ck about straight sex

And f..ck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead

And f..ck biological functions, f..ck the human body

I prefer the body of bat and the head of a coyote

I call myself "Batyodi" and I fight crime at night

I know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyright

I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday

Cause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

And f..ck birth, enterin' the world of space and time is a bitch

Searchin' for purpose in the random universe sucks dick

Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?

Did I choose to not give a f..ck about ice cube trays?

If I want ice, I'll go to the f..ckin' corner store and buy a bag

Fillin' you up and waitin' for the water to freeze is a motherfuckin' drag

You know what? f..ck the word f..ck, I don't need to use it

I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus

(I don't give a chainsaw)

About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything

(I don't give a chainsaw)

I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything

If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f..ck the most

I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f..ck about winnin', yo

And don't even give a f..ck about not givin' a f..ck

So I do give a f..ck - wait, what?

(I give a f..ck)

About everything, I love everyone and care 'bout everything

(I give a f..ck)

I literally care about every motherfuckin' thing